Whatever Happened to Slappy Squirrel? ~ Ch3The winged superhero-turned-lawyer Harvey Birdman sat behind his desk, wearing a business suit over his costume, dictating a letter to his bird Avenger as it typed on a typewriter with its feet.Whatever Happened to Slappy Squirrel? ~ Ch3 by Surenity
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"So in conclusion, while the plastic industry is certainly responsible for producing the garbage that is polluting our oceans with plastic, I'm not sure they can be held responsible when a sentient shark that talks like Curly Howard knowingly ingests a large amount of it, as they aren't the ones who put it there, and you should have known better. My apologies, Mr. Jabberjaw, but I don't think I can take the case."
"Mr. Birdman, there's a client to see you, a Ms. Squirrel," came the voice of his secretary on the intercom.
"Send her in."
Slappy Squirrel entered Harvey Birdman's office, dressed in a long coat and sunglasses, with Skippy at her side.
"Hey Harv, how's business?"
"Slappy Squirrel? Well well, what brings you to this side of town?"
"I'm in trouble," she replied, taking her disguise off
Whatever Happened to Slappy Squirrel? ~ Ch2"Your first job!" came the excited voice over the phone, "Betty, that's fantastic!"Whatever Happened to Slappy Squirrel? ~ Ch2 by Surenity
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"I know, I know," Betty sighed, leaning back in her chair in the old Los Angeles office of Valiant and Valiant, "I guess there's no going back now. I work for Toons."
"Your gramps would be proud of you if he were still here," her father said, "You're continuing the family business."
"Wish I could have met him," said Betty.
"So what's the case?"
"Slappy Squirrel's gone missing. You heard of her?"
"Slappy Squirrel…" she could almost hear her father thinking. His mind had become like a Toon encyclopedia over the years, "Ah, old Maroon Cartoons star who got purchased by Warner Bros. after Marvin Acme died. She was on that Animaniacs show a few years back right?"
"More like twenty years ago dad. I used to watch that when I was a little girl remember?"
"Twenty years seems like just a few years ago when you get to be my age," her father chuckled, "Well you better go find her. Old lady like that should be
Whatever Happened to Slappy Squirrel? ~ Ch1Whatever Happened to Slappy Squirrel? ~ Ch1 by Surenity
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Whatever Happened to Slappy Squirrel?
"Coming this summer from Skyworks Studios…he's brash. Cocky. Smug. He's Chaz the Fox."
"Well, I don't like to brag…" said Chaz the computer-animated fox, as he leaned against a tree filing his claws, stopping to look at the camera with an arrogant half-smirk and a raised eyebrow.
"He's been hunted by wolves. Hounds. Humans. And none of them ever stood a chance, until now."
Cue an evil poacher with a rifle, laughing maniacally, until interrupted by a fart. He looks around nervously, and points to his dog, "It was him!"
"Chaz is out to save the forest…with style."
The screen fills with forest creatures dancing to "Who Let the Dogs Out", obviously taken from the film's dance party finale.
"Join Chaz on an adventure filled with excitement. Romance. And gratuitous toilet humor."
The scene turns to a skunk coming out of an outhouse, "Do not. Go in there. Phew!"
"Outfoxed! Coming to a theater near you."
"Ooh ooh! Can we go see it Aunt